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Tamsin's House of Sharp Things And Presently Not Enough Alcohol, Thursday Evening
For a couple of minutes, Tamsin had contemplated the idea of just opening up Town Hall for the party, but... what would be the point in that? People were fired up on hormones, people wanted to get laid, you needed a space small enough to get 'em close together. So to speak.
Also, this way she got free booze out of the deal, so-- win win.
She'd hung the black sheets back in front of the large store windows (partly to keep the light out, partly so it was slightly less obvious the house was technically a shop she was technically maybe squatting in). She'd tossed a ton of pillows and an old mattress on the floor, since she didn't actually have a sofa, per sé. The rooms upstairs were... well, okay, they were rooms.
And there was a table for incoming booze. With solo cups. Of course.
Perfect. Time for a party. If anyone had seen the posters...
[[ ocdincoming... up! adults only party is a go! eta: i should probably note browse responsibly, since there might be hints of nsfw in the comments at some point, i have no idea how this post will roll ]]
Also, this way she got free booze out of the deal, so-- win win.
She'd hung the black sheets back in front of the large store windows (partly to keep the light out, partly so it was slightly less obvious the house was technically a shop she was technically maybe squatting in). She'd tossed a ton of pillows and an old mattress on the floor, since she didn't actually have a sofa, per sé. The rooms upstairs were... well, okay, they were rooms.
And there was a table for incoming booze. With solo cups. Of course.
Perfect. Time for a party. If anyone had seen the posters...
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But, normally, Irene was not in the position she had found herself this week and -- look, beggars could not exactly be choosers, and while she was not going to just willingly think of herself as a beggar here...going to a party with other adults was probably a brilliant idea. (Or at least probably a better idea than just hitting on anything that crossed her path.)
She wandered in bearing two bottles of wine (one red, one white, naturally), along with a bag of goodies from Dite's -- condoms, little bottles of lube, edible body paint....
When one was the sex shop lady, one occasionally had to act like the sex shop lady, and she figured it'd be appreciated. She'd even dressed relatively casually for the occasion, in a sweater (http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/Donna-Karan-Cashmere-Sequined-V-Neck-Top/prod105200017_cat259401__/p.prod?icid=&searchType=EndecaDrivenCat&rte=%252Fcategory.service%253FitemId%253Dcat259401%2526pageSize%253D30%2526No%253D0%2526Ns%253DPCS_SORT%2526refinements%253D73700048%252C73700049%252C4294925570%252C4294925630%252C&eItemId=prod103850166&cmCat=product) and leggings, and had left her hair down. (Of course, the sweater was Donna Karan, because just because she was using a beggar metaphor in her narrative, she certainly wasn't going to dress like one.
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"This was the best idea," he announced as he came in. He was wearing a tank top under his coat and carrying a bottle of vodka, some tonic, and a lime. "I think we all needed a party."
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Might as well bring those along too, right? They were in a smaller bag that he had over his shoulder.
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She also might have mistaken this as a means to discover why the students were amorous than usual.
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But it was one of those weeks, and so here she was with four bottles in her arms -- a couple of different kinds of whiskey, gin, and peach schnapps. Full ones, even, not any of the dozen open ones she had at home. She actually did have several layers on under the coat that was buttoned up tight, though; pollen or not, she'd spent enough winters barefoot and barely clothed that she never wanted to do it again.
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juice if the kids ask because cartoonnice scotch. Probably a little too nice for the little get together, but thems the breaks."It's like college all over again."
Only now he was legal for these things! How novel.
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She had a tight dress on, two bottles of dangerously cheap vodka in her hands, and heels that had proven too weak for the stairsy terrain. Yay, party!
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A few days earlier she'd figured out what had her so on edge. That combined with almost going up in flames in L.A. thanks to the wish wearing off had her hating the island this week.
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He didn't bring anything though. That would require preplanning, rather than just showing up.
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He also brought a ton of beer with him. He was a good guest like that. (His shirt also didn't have sleeves. He was a good partygoer like that, too.)
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Bottles of absinthe were okay, right? She also brought some half-gallon cartons of milk. She didn't judge how you made Green Russians.
Fuck glasses, she was going to be chugging straight out of the cartons. That's why they had handy spouts on 'em.
So! That was booze taken care of. Now, to get laid. This was totally gonna be an orgy, right? Please?
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He wasn't going to show up empty-handed, though. He'd lifted a case of Black Sheep Best Bitter, just for the occasion, in case there was nothing else but American piss at the party.
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Why yes, those were two bottles of Glenfiddich 21 Year Single Malt scotch whiskey under her arm. It was only polite to bring items of quality to your hostess.
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He's compounded a lot of interest, okay?
"Can I come in?" he called.
Because vampire. Permission was a thing.
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Of course she brought a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. In cans.
Tamsin could have one.
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dumb as shitquestionable and the hostess had already helped herself to her free +1 on Monday. She'd also considered not being here at all, but... Monday was already starting to wear off, and at least in said mixed company there'd be some people she knew were safe from her doing them any harm.And they deserved alcohol. Just not her depleted supply of the best alcohol, which was why she came armed with a sixpack under each arm. Butthead Amber Ale and...Dark Belch.
"I solemnly promise that this is good beer," she said as she plopped one of the packs down on a table. "Sexy beer, not so much."
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(Normally she would care a lot more about that pillow situation, but -- eh. It actually really oddly worked for how...things were, at the moment.)
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Make Out! Or Lurk In the Dark!
You could do the brooding in the dark thing there.
Or you could make out.
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The mattresses were a fantastic idea, as far as she was concerned. All the joy of sitting, none of the trouble of keeping your back straight.
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Upstairs
Still, they're there.
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That someone had been Navaan. That had definitely been Navaan that had said that.
"S'that true?"
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