Tamsin's House of Sharp Things And Presently Not Enough Alcohol, Thursday Evening

[fjordicswagger]

For a couple of minutes, Tamsin had contemplated the idea of just opening up Town Hall for the party, but... what would be the point in that? People were fired up on hormones, people wanted to get laid, you needed a space small enough to get 'em close together. So to speak.

Also, this way she got free booze out of the deal, so-- win win.

She'd hung the black sheets back in front of the large store windows (partly to keep the light out, partly so it was slightly less obvious the house was technically a shop she was technically maybe squatting in). She'd tossed a ton of pillows and an old mattress on the floor, since she didn't actually have a sofa, per sé. The rooms upstairs were... well, okay, they were rooms.

And there was a table for incoming booze. With solo cups. Of course.

Perfect. Time for a party. If anyone had seen the posters...

[[ ocd incoming... up! adults only party is a go! eta: i should probably note browse responsibly, since there might be hints of nsfw in the comments at some point, i have no idea how this post will roll ]]

Comments

Re: I NEVER

[bitten_notshy]

"I've never slept with someone old enough to be my parent," Jack said -- and then drank, because that was half the fun.

(Technically, Sebastien was old enough to have been his great-grandfather 40 times over, but he figured not everyone was so lucky as to sleep with a vampire.)

Re: I NEVER

[doubleohblonde]

Bond drank, again, some more.

Re: I NEVER

[atreideslioness]

Shunsui had been more than old enough to be her parent, and so Ghanima would have a drink for him.

She rather thought he would have approved.

Re: I NEVER

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

Yaaaay, back to drinking!

Re: I NEVER

[bedbathabbiyond]

Abbi drank. It wasn't her sexiest memory of all time, but sometimes things happened at friends' relatives' weddings.

Re: I NEVER

[vdistinctive]

"What d'you do if you're not sure?" Eliot asked. "I don't usually check."

Hey, if they looked good and were over 18, he didn't care.

Re: I NEVER

[bitten_notshy]

"I say if you think it could be true, it's true," Jack offered. "Or if you just want to drink. I'm fine with that, too."

Re: I NEVER

[vdistinctive]

Eliot shrugged and took a drink. "Works for me."

Re: I NEVER

[throughaphase]

Kitty actually had to think about this, because she was dating a guy fifteen years older than her.

She didn't drink because she figured it'd make him feel better.

Re: I NEVER

[imafuturist]

Tony had to think on it, but... ehhh, he ended up taking a sip eventually. No one could say he didn't have some issues here.

Just a few. barely noticeable.

Re: I NEVER

[filleauloup]

This time, when Éponine took a drink, she kept her head down and didn't look at anyone.

And then took another one to get her mind off things before she got broody about it.

Re: I NEVER

[holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com]

Pam chugged. "One of those was the threeway with my boss!" she said excitedly. "In fact, both of 'em were old enough to be my parents."

Aren't you glad you asked, Jack?

Re: I NEVER

[furnaceface]

Jono was... just going to mime taking a drink using his empty glass, again.

And maybe he was going to sort of look-not-look at Hannibal, and beyond that, there had been Didi, who was technically older than... everyone. So.

Re: I NEVER

[sharp_as_knives]

Hannibal was going to very pointedly ignore that look, because he was only fifty! You were technically actually (sort of) in your thirties, Jono! That did not count!

Re: I NEVER

[so_hawkward]

Clint didn't take a drink, and he definitely watched Kitty to see if she took a drink, and was relieved that her math agreed with his.

Re: I NEVER

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

"Where's that other vampire guy?" Navaan asked, looking around. "Because we could fix this pretty easy."