Tamsin's House of Sharp Things And Presently Not Enough Alcohol, Thursday Evening

[fjordicswagger]

For a couple of minutes, Tamsin had contemplated the idea of just opening up Town Hall for the party, but... what would be the point in that? People were fired up on hormones, people wanted to get laid, you needed a space small enough to get 'em close together. So to speak.

Also, this way she got free booze out of the deal, so-- win win.

She'd hung the black sheets back in front of the large store windows (partly to keep the light out, partly so it was slightly less obvious the house was technically a shop she was technically maybe squatting in). She'd tossed a ton of pillows and an old mattress on the floor, since she didn't actually have a sofa, per sé. The rooms upstairs were... well, okay, they were rooms.

And there was a table for incoming booze. With solo cups. Of course.

Perfect. Time for a party. If anyone had seen the posters...

[[ ocd incoming... up! adults only party is a go! eta: i should probably note browse responsibly, since there might be hints of nsfw in the comments at some point, i have no idea how this post will roll ]]

Comments

Re: I NEVER

[bedbathabbiyond]

"I've never lost a condom inside my own or someone else's body," Abbi said. She started the statement confidently, but by the end she realized that it was more embarrassing than she had counted on, and she trailed off.

And then took a drink.

Re: I NEVER

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"Please tell me you found it," said Irene, who was so not drinking.

Re: I NEVER

[bedbathabbiyond]

"Yeah, I found it," Abbi sighed. "A few days later on my birthday."

It was a pretty sad story. Kind of a mood-killer.

Re: I NEVER

[doubleohblonde]

Bond didn't drink. He did look highly sympathetic.

Re: I NEVER

[atreideslioness]

Ghanima didn't drink, but did look rather sympathetic. That had to be rather vexing.

Re: I NEVER

[vdistinctive]

Eliot had to actually think about that one -- but didn't end up drinking.

Re: I NEVER

[throughaphase]

If Kitty was a little wide-eyed, it was because she'd never seriously entertained the thought of that happening. But she didn't drink.

Re: I NEVER

[imafuturist]

Well. That was different.

Which would be why Tony was side-eyeing everyone in concern for this poor kid.

Re: I NEVER

[holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com]

Pam lifted her glass and drank. "Sometimes those little fuckers hide," she said helpfully.

Re: I NEVER

[bedbathabbiyond]

"Thank you!"

See, someone knew the struggle.

Re: I NEVER

[furnaceface]

Jono was... also jumping on board the 'oh my' train.

He would've cleared his throat and politely looked away, if he was able. He'd just have to settle for-- ah, that was a lovely wall.

Re: I NEVER

[so_hawkward]

Clint got a little wide-eyed and didn't take a drink, feeling grateful.

Re: I NEVER

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

Navaan raised her hand. "I lost strawberries up someone's arse once, does that count?"

Unlike Abbi, Navaan had no shame.