Tamsin's House of Sharp Things And Presently Not Enough Alcohol, Thursday Evening

[fjordicswagger]

For a couple of minutes, Tamsin had contemplated the idea of just opening up Town Hall for the party, but... what would be the point in that? People were fired up on hormones, people wanted to get laid, you needed a space small enough to get 'em close together. So to speak.

Also, this way she got free booze out of the deal, so-- win win.

She'd hung the black sheets back in front of the large store windows (partly to keep the light out, partly so it was slightly less obvious the house was technically a shop she was technically maybe squatting in). She'd tossed a ton of pillows and an old mattress on the floor, since she didn't actually have a sofa, per sé. The rooms upstairs were... well, okay, they were rooms.

And there was a table for incoming booze. With solo cups. Of course.

Perfect. Time for a party. If anyone had seen the posters...

[[ ocd incoming... up! adults only party is a go! eta: i should probably note browse responsibly, since there might be hints of nsfw in the comments at some point, i have no idea how this post will roll ]]

Comments

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[bitten_notshy]

Jack looked at her for just a moment longer than was polite -- first because she was hot, second because she looked like Dinah and he'd never paid enough attention to notice that before. Then a smile broke over his face.

"I like that idea," Jack said. He dropped off the drinks, then put his coat someplace where it didn't seem like it would be in anyone's way. "So, what was that about my ass?"

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[fjordicswagger]

"I'm trying to decide whether the right word for it is 'pretty' or 'hot'," Tamsin said, tilting her head, because she had absolutely zero shame.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[bitten_notshy]

Jack, who also had zero shame, turned so she could get a better view. "I go with 'cute,'" he offered. "But you should have seen it that weekend wishes came true. I wished to be six feet tall with a swimmer's ass and the island delivered."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[fjordicswagger]

"Now I kinda wish we had a six feet tall guy with a swimmer's ass walking around the party," Tamsin sighed. "Maybe serving drinks."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[bitten_notshy]

"God, maybe he could do it in a swimsuit," Jack sighed, distracted by the pretty mental picture. "Can you call a temp agency and hire one? I'd pay."

[OOC: You saw nothing!]

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[fjordicswagger]

"I don't know of any."

Tamsin pulled a face.

"I'm going to make that happen," she decided. "On-island temp agency for hot people, to brighten up everybody's days."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[bitten_notshy]

"You're the mayor now, aren't you?" Jack remembered. "It would be an excellent use of power."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[fjordicswagger]

"Maybe we should set up some kind of sex pollen emergency hotline, too," Tamsin sighed. She eyed Jack's chest. "Though I guess putting up fliers works just fine as a hotline, too."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[bitten_notshy]

"All the sexually frustrated adults on the island -- and a couple of us who aren't -- are right here," Jack agreed. "It's like you sent out a beacon."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[fjordicswagger]

"That was the plan," Tamsin said cheerfully. "Gather up a bunch of hot people, everyone can find someone to get laid with, everyone's happy, then maybe we'll all go back to normal."