Tamsin's House of Sharp Things And Presently Not Enough Alcohol, Thursday Evening

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For a couple of minutes, Tamsin had contemplated the idea of just opening up Town Hall for the party, but... what would be the point in that? People were fired up on hormones, people wanted to get laid, you needed a space small enough to get 'em close together. So to speak.

Also, this way she got free booze out of the deal, so-- win win.

She'd hung the black sheets back in front of the large store windows (partly to keep the light out, partly so it was slightly less obvious the house was technically a shop she was technically maybe squatting in). She'd tossed a ton of pillows and an old mattress on the floor, since she didn't actually have a sofa, per sé. The rooms upstairs were... well, okay, they were rooms.

And there was a table for incoming booze. With solo cups. Of course.

Perfect. Time for a party. If anyone had seen the posters...

[[ ocd incoming... up! adults only party is a go! eta: i should probably note browse responsibly, since there might be hints of nsfw in the comments at some point, i have no idea how this post will roll ]]

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"And how are you doing tonight?" Kitty asked because her being here was Irene's fault.

PS Stop being hot while the pollen was happening.

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"Wonderfully. Did you know we have a hot mayor?"

Irene hadn't. She was learning lots of things tonight!

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"I'm not sure I did. Are we making friends with the hot mayor?" Kitty asked.

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"That's a good way to put it." Look at Irene being discreet! "Another good way to put it is that I'm taking the hot mayor home later."

Eh. Discretion's not for everyone.

"Normally I don't go to parties like this but maybe I should reconsider that stance because this is great."

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"Go you," Kitty grinned. Not gonna picture it... much. "Hey, if everyone's gonna be stuck like this, might as well go for it, I guess."

Not that Kitty could imagine herself here if she was single, but.

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"The last person I slept with was Sherlock," Irene confided. "Before I came here. That is a pathetically long time for someone as hot as me."

Irene was also modest.

"Did you bring your arm candy?" SEE WHAT SHE DID THERE, KITTY? BECAUSE IT WAS CLINT. AND ARMS.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

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That did get a smirk out of her. "He's around here somewhere when he pings in. I'm not sure I would have come alone."

Ahem.

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"I just want you to know how much willpower it's taking for me to not make that dirty," Irene told her.

Pause.

"It's a lot."

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Kitty was just doing a little bit of blushing now. "I admire your restraint."

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"You should see what I can do with a couple zip-ties and some handcuffs." This wouldn't happen if you weren't cute when you blushed, Kitty. All your own fault. And plus Irene was kind of on the drunk side. "Okay, I'm done now."

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Kitty just gaped for a moment. She was probably going to have to start considering that maybe she wasn't as straight as she thought she was.

"I don't even know what to do with that, oh my god."

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"I could show you," Irene offered, generously. "Though all things considered, you're probably not a great model for that, since you can get out of it all." Tsk, so unfair. "I feel like if I told you stories from my old work life you'd probably just turn red permanently or go into a coma or something."

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"I can get out of it, but only if I want to," Kitty said, before she could stop herself. What was with this week.

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It was the best week, that's what. (Irene's opinion on that had changed, what with the makeouts and the lining up sex and all.)

"Well, that's convenient," Irene noted, lifting her brow lightly. "And Clint can't do anything like that, right?"

Just checking. She knew perfectly well, but, you know. Just checking.

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"No. Why?" she asked, like she didn't know that was a dangerous question.

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"Just curious," Irene said, way too innocently. (And without pulling off 'innocently' very well, either.) "I'm the sex shop lady, I like knowing things like that."

And she was maybe getting ideas, shh.

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Here, let Kitty not help:

"You know, he thought I give you details on what we do," she said. "I guess that kind of counts..."

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"You should tell him that I give you details on my dirty lesbian dominatrix exploits in return," Irene told her. "Just because it'd be funny."

...and because she could, Kitty, if you were curious. Speaking of totally not helping and all.

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Yep, definitely not helping. Not that any part of this conversation had.

"I think he might short-circuit."

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"I see no bad there," Irene replied with a grin. "That kind of thing works for him? You should tell him I helped you practice kissing or helped you try on lingerie yesterday or something. See what that gets you."

It got you awesome visuals is what it got you. Also, Irene, that was really obvious, you are grown-ass ladies who don't need kissing practice.

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"I don't really need kissing practice," Kitty said, maybe bragging.

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"You can't say things like that this week without my asking you to prove it," Irene pointed out, crooking a smile at her. "Just saaaaaaaying."

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"Still have a boyfriend," she said, partly to remind herself.

At least until/unless she and Clint had a Conversation, dear lord this week.