Tamsin's House of Sharp Things And Presently Not Enough Alcohol, Thursday Evening

[fjordicswagger]

For a couple of minutes, Tamsin had contemplated the idea of just opening up Town Hall for the party, but... what would be the point in that? People were fired up on hormones, people wanted to get laid, you needed a space small enough to get 'em close together. So to speak.

Also, this way she got free booze out of the deal, so-- win win.

She'd hung the black sheets back in front of the large store windows (partly to keep the light out, partly so it was slightly less obvious the house was technically a shop she was technically maybe squatting in). She'd tossed a ton of pillows and an old mattress on the floor, since she didn't actually have a sofa, per sé. The rooms upstairs were... well, okay, they were rooms.

And there was a table for incoming booze. With solo cups. Of course.

Perfect. Time for a party. If anyone had seen the posters...

[[ ocd incoming... up! adults only party is a go! eta: i should probably note browse responsibly, since there might be hints of nsfw in the comments at some point, i have no idea how this post will roll ]]

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Drink! In the Light!

[fjordicswagger]

Grab a pillow or a mattress up front, sit down, pour some booze into your solo cup and converse.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

Irene poured herself a bunch of the wine she'd brought into a cup (she wasn't bad-mannered enough to dip into someone else's offerings right off the bat -- that behavior was obviously reserved for second drinks) and curled up on a pillow.

(Normally she would care a lot more about that pillow situation, but -- eh. It actually really oddly worked for how...things were, at the moment.)

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[teashopconman.livejournal.com]

Hatter poured some wine and mixed it with something labeled 'RELAXATION' before taking a seat. He sipped it slowly, not wanting to get so relaxed he fell asleep but maybe it'd help him deal with everything going on this week.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[bitten_notshy]

Jack had found Irene's body paint and, inspired to whimsy, was using it to draw an improvised Celtic design on his upper arms. He figured that if he was going to be wearing his undershirt in public, he may as well give people something to look at.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[filleauloup]

"I didn't realize you had such an artistic side, monsieur," Éponine commented as she passed by. She'd taken off her sweater, and likely no one would have minded if she just tossed it in a corner somewhere, but leaving it with her coat gave her a good excuse to move back through the room and ogle the partygoers the whole way.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[justlurkinghere]

"No triskelion?" Yes, that was the best to focus on.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com]

Pam flopped herself belly-down on a mattress and took a swig from her carton of Green Russians.

"Anybody want a blowjob?" she asked.

All class, Pam. Alllll class.

Really, they were just lucky she still had her clothes on.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

"Oooh, wanna have a blowjob competition?" Navaan asked, grinning. She had ICONS for that, even! "You know, for skill, technique, speed...winner bangs the hostess!"

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[newroutines]

Mike flopped down on a mattress with a beer in his hand, and idly wondered if it was super tacky to declare himself a free makeout zone.

He gestured to the four edges of the mattress. "Yo, within these perimeters is a free makeout zone. Just FYI."

Yeah he wanted to make out with people. He'd worn stars-and-stripes thongs before, nothing was too tacky for him to bear.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[bedbathabbiyond]

"Just to make sure, did you mean free makeout or makeout-free?" Abbi asked, standing over the mattress thoughtfully. Because she was way into one and not as into the other.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com]

And then there was a Pam, sitting on the edge of the mattress and steepling her fingers excitedly.

"Soooooooooooo," she said. "Is that offer open to anybody?"

Or was the fat thing a dealbreaker? 'Cause she was an excellent lay. Just saying.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

"Is it limited to makeouts?" Navaan's attire was a cape and some oddly-placed fruit. Other than a belt of cherries, she was naked from the waist-down. She had no plans to limit herself to makeouts.

I NEVER

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"Okay!" Irene said, loudly. She also tapped a little bottle of edible body paint against her glass, since she didn't have a piece of silverware. Whatever, she was innovative. "Since this is harkening back to my uni days -- not a bad thing -- I'm dragging you all down the nostalgia rabbit hole with me, and we're going to play Never Have I Ever. The rules are simple: each person says something they have never done, and if you have done the thing, drink. If you haven't, no drinkie for you."

She flashed a smile, and added, "Bonus points for sexiness, as always."

Re: I NEVER

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"And I will start," Irene continued, looking thoughtful. "Never have I ever...had a threesome."

Surprising as that may be.

Re: I NEVER

[fjordicswagger]

"Never have I ever..."

Tamsin was quiet for a long time. A very long time.

"...watched cheap Skinemax."

You try being as old as she was and as weird about monogamy as she was and come up with one of these that was also sexy.

Re: I NEVER

[vdistinctive]

"I've never. . . ." Yeah, Eliot wasn't using that awkward 'never have I ever' phrasing. Advantage of doing this as an adult. "I've never slept with my boss."

Not that Damien hadn't tried to talk him into it a time or two. Nor that Eliot hadn't considered it, with his more recent bosses.

Re: I NEVER

[talentforlying]

Coming up with something was hard for Constantine.

"Never yet succeeded in joining the Mile High Club," he announced sadly. "Still working on that one, but will accept volunteers."

Re: I NEVER

[crazy-prepared.livejournal.com]

After a long moment of thinking, and getting distracted by sexy thoughts, Atticus finally came up with, "I've never slept with someone of my own gender."

Re: I NEVER

[bedbathabbiyond]

"I've never," Abbi began, tapping her chin thoughtfully. "I've never pegged anyone."

Yet!

Re: I NEVER

[doubleohblonde]

Bond considered things carefully. "I've never slept with my own spouse."

Other people's though...

Re: I NEVER

[bedbathabbiyond]

"I've never lost a condom inside my own or someone else's body," Abbi said. She started the statement confidently, but by the end she realized that it was more embarrassing than she had counted on, and she trailed off.

And then took a drink.

Re: I NEVER

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"I've never tied someone up," Irene lied, going for the easiest one. "For sexy reasons, not...hostage reasons, or something."

And then drank.

Re: I NEVER

[bitten_notshy]

"I've never slept with someone old enough to be my parent," Jack said -- and then drank, because that was half the fun.

(Technically, Sebastien was old enough to have been his great-grandfather 40 times over, but he figured not everyone was so lucky as to sleep with a vampire.)

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[bedbathabbiyond]

Abbi sprawled on her stomach with a pillow underneath her, which meant that yes, her ass was pretty much in the air.

It was the best position to eat wings in without risking getting sauce on her dress, so that was what was going on.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[doubleohblonde]

Having drunk enough to be quite comfortable, Bond settled down. At some point he'd misplaced his jacket and shirt. Woe.