Tamsin's House of Sharp Things And Presently Not Enough Alcohol, Thursday Evening

[fjordicswagger]

For a couple of minutes, Tamsin had contemplated the idea of just opening up Town Hall for the party, but... what would be the point in that? People were fired up on hormones, people wanted to get laid, you needed a space small enough to get 'em close together. So to speak.

Also, this way she got free booze out of the deal, so-- win win.

She'd hung the black sheets back in front of the large store windows (partly to keep the light out, partly so it was slightly less obvious the house was technically a shop she was technically maybe squatting in). She'd tossed a ton of pillows and an old mattress on the floor, since she didn't actually have a sofa, per sé. The rooms upstairs were... well, okay, they were rooms.

And there was a table for incoming booze. With solo cups. Of course.

Perfect. Time for a party. If anyone had seen the posters...

[[ ocd incoming... up! adults only party is a go! eta: i should probably note browse responsibly, since there might be hints of nsfw in the comments at some point, i have no idea how this post will roll ]]

Comments

I NEVER

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"Okay!" Irene said, loudly. She also tapped a little bottle of edible body paint against her glass, since she didn't have a piece of silverware. Whatever, she was innovative. "Since this is harkening back to my uni days -- not a bad thing -- I'm dragging you all down the nostalgia rabbit hole with me, and we're going to play Never Have I Ever. The rules are simple: each person says something they have never done, and if you have done the thing, drink. If you haven't, no drinkie for you."

She flashed a smile, and added, "Bonus points for sexiness, as always."

Re: I NEVER

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"And I will start," Irene continued, looking thoughtful. "Never have I ever...had a threesome."

Surprising as that may be.

Re: I NEVER

[fjordicswagger]

Tamsin shrugged and took a biiiig gulp from her cup.

Re: I NEVER

[vdistinctive]

"Seriously?" Eliot gave her a quick once-over. "You lookin' to?"

Oh, and also he drank. Even if lately it'd been a more fantasy scenario than an actuality.

Re: I NEVER

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

That bottle of True Blood Allie was holding onto was probably going to last a long, long time.

Re: I NEVER

[texted3times]

"I'm a thousand years old," Eric said, drinking. "If you can find something I haven't done, I'll be shocked."

Re: I NEVER

[fracknotfrak.livejournal.com]

Vic sighed and took a drink. And silently cursed some of her wild antic when she was back on the force in Philly.

Re: I NEVER

[atreideslioness]

Ghanima just laughed, and drank some of her whiskey. "You ought to try it sometime."

Re: I NEVER

[talentforlying]

John just grinned. "Cheers," he said, holding up his beer for a toast before taking a long pull.

Re: I NEVER

[crazy-prepared.livejournal.com]

"That is a shame," Atticus said, taking a drink. "When you find two people you like, and they like each other, it can be an amazing time."

Re: I NEVER

[fjordicswagger]

"Never have I ever..."

Tamsin was quiet for a long time. A very long time.

"...watched cheap Skinemax."

You try being as old as she was and as weird about monogamy as she was and come up with one of these that was also sexy.

Re: I NEVER

[vdistinctive]

"I've never. . . ." Yeah, Eliot wasn't using that awkward 'never have I ever' phrasing. Advantage of doing this as an adult. "I've never slept with my boss."

Not that Damien hadn't tried to talk him into it a time or two. Nor that Eliot hadn't considered it, with his more recent bosses.

Re: I NEVER

[talentforlying]

Coming up with something was hard for Constantine.

"Never yet succeeded in joining the Mile High Club," he announced sadly. "Still working on that one, but will accept volunteers."

Re: I NEVER

[crazy-prepared.livejournal.com]

After a long moment of thinking, and getting distracted by sexy thoughts, Atticus finally came up with, "I've never slept with someone of my own gender."

Re: I NEVER

[bedbathabbiyond]

"I've never," Abbi began, tapping her chin thoughtfully. "I've never pegged anyone."

Yet!

Re: I NEVER

[doubleohblonde]

Bond considered things carefully. "I've never slept with my own spouse."

Other people's though...

Re: I NEVER

[bedbathabbiyond]

"I've never lost a condom inside my own or someone else's body," Abbi said. She started the statement confidently, but by the end she realized that it was more embarrassing than she had counted on, and she trailed off.

And then took a drink.

Re: I NEVER

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"I've never tied someone up," Irene lied, going for the easiest one. "For sexy reasons, not...hostage reasons, or something."

And then drank.

Re: I NEVER

[bitten_notshy]

"I've never slept with someone old enough to be my parent," Jack said -- and then drank, because that was half the fun.

(Technically, Sebastien was old enough to have been his great-grandfather 40 times over, but he figured not everyone was so lucky as to sleep with a vampire.)

Re: I NEVER

[imafuturist]

"I've never..." Tony had to think about this. "Had sex with an extra-terrestrial or extra-dimensional being."

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[throughaphase]

Apparently coming up with these was harder than in normal I Never.

"I've never had sex in a car," she said, like she'd just realized that.

Re: I NEVER

[holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com]

"I never bagged twins," Pam sighed. No drinking. She was honestly sorry about that.

ONE DAY. ONE DAY.

Re: I NEVER

[sharp_as_knives]

Hannibal was mostly just amused by this game. It was, after all, psychologically fascinating.

He thought about it, rolling his glass through his hands, then proclaimed, "I have never used food as an accessory to sex."

And to absolutely nobody's surprise who knew him, drank.

Re: I NEVER

[furnaceface]

Jono scratched thoughtfully at the wrappings on the back of his neck, trying to think of something that he hadn't done that hadn't already been listed.

When that failed, he started ticking through things that he had done, instead.

//I've never...// 'Blown up my girlfriend while trying to make out with her in a coatroom' was off-limits, here. Along with every other blowing-up-related option, really. //... been quite happy to be tied up and dominated, before.//

He was fortunate he couldn't blush. Especially since he was knocking back his empty glass to mime taking a drink, there.

Re: I NEVER

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

"Never have I ever had sex in front of an audience," Navaan said, and then drank. And then added, "Deliberately."

And drank again.