fjordicswagger: (tamsin: girl talk [bo])
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For a couple of minutes, Tamsin had contemplated the idea of just opening up Town Hall for the party, but... what would be the point in that? People were fired up on hormones, people wanted to get laid, you needed a space small enough to get 'em close together. So to speak.

Also, this way she got free booze out of the deal, so-- win win.

She'd hung the black sheets back in front of the large store windows (partly to keep the light out, partly so it was slightly less obvious the house was technically a shop she was technically maybe squatting in). She'd tossed a ton of pillows and an old mattress on the floor, since she didn't actually have a sofa, per sé. The rooms upstairs were... well, okay, they were rooms.

And there was a table for incoming booze. With solo cups. Of course.

Perfect. Time for a party. If anyone had seen the posters...

[[ ocd incoming... up! adults only party is a go! eta: i should probably note browse responsibly, since there might be hints of nsfw in the comments at some point, i have no idea how this post will roll ]]

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 03:46 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Back to being Invisible)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//... Huh. I've done this.//

Jonothon was still sort of bewildered by this, so sue him.

//Somebody take a drink for me.//

Re: Drink! In the Light!

Date: 2015-02-20 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
Oh, man, hot girl with her ass in the air, chomping on wings. She was clearly Pam's soulmate.

"Wanna lick sauce off each other?" Pam asked. "Orrrrr, did I, like, just come on way too strong? 'Cause I do that sometimes."

She flopped down next to the other girl anyway.

"... Offer stands, though."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazy-prepared.livejournal.com
"Oh, it's going to be an orgy? I think I missed that on the flyer," Atticus said, taking the bottle and somehow managing to keep a straight face.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

Date: 2015-02-20 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
And then there was a Pam, sitting on the edge of the mattress and steepling her fingers excitedly.

"Soooooooooooo," she said. "Is that offer open to anybody?"

Or was the fat thing a dealbreaker? 'Cause she was an excellent lay. Just saying.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 03:49 am (UTC)
sharp_as_knives: (drinking wine)
From: [personal profile] sharp_as_knives
Hannibal was mostly just amused by this game. It was, after all, psychologically fascinating.

He thought about it, rolling his glass through his hands, then proclaimed, "I have never used food as an accessory to sex."

And to absolutely nobody's surprise who knew him, drank.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 03:49 am (UTC)
so_hawkward: ([posi] laughing)
From: [personal profile] so_hawkward
Clint's mouth opened, and then closed, and he got quiet for a minute while his brain tried to recover from bluescreening. "Yes. I mean--yes."

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 03:49 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Mopey)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
... Jono just spread his hands and shook his head. Nope. He actually didn't have any experience with this one.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 03:50 am (UTC)
so_hawkward: (Default)
From: [personal profile] so_hawkward
Clint took a drink because hey, there was nothing wrong with the cheap channels!

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 03:50 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Casual duds)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//Never been married. That'd make this one tricky,// Jono mused.

He didn't drink, but then, that was sort of a given anyway.

Re: Make Out! Or Lurk In the Dark!

Date: 2015-02-20 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
"Hot people shouldn't be shy," Pam said, taking another swig from her carton. Oh, hey, this seemed like a great time to peel off her shirt. "And clothing's just, like, restrictive, anyway. Flaunt what you got."

Or what you didn't have. It never stopped her.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 03:51 am (UTC)
so_hawkward: (Default)
From: [personal profile] so_hawkward
Clint thought about the bosses he'd had and was glad he didn't have to take a drink.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 03:52 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Back to being Invisible)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Jono was... also jumping on board the 'oh my' train.

He would've cleared his throat and politely looked away, if he was able. He'd just have to settle for-- ah, that was a lovely wall.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
"I knew I got here late," Pam sighed. "Okay, if anyone cancels, can I call dibs?"

Pam had a super mature approach to sex and dating and interpersonal relationships. It was why she was so good at human resources.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 03:53 am (UTC)
so_hawkward: ([neut] talking with my hands)
From: [personal profile] so_hawkward
Clint frowned a little at not being able to drink, especially when Kitty did. And he even really liked heights! This was definitely going to have to go on his to do list.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
"You're low on drinks," Pam said, holding out a bottle of absinthe. "You can have some of mine. I'm super nice like that. Plus: I'm a great lay."

Helped to get all that useful info out right at the beginning.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 03:53 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Casual duds)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//I suppose being on the receiving end of that wouldn't count?//

Jono, it wasn't actually so important that you get the chance to drink, here. It literally made no difference in the world to you if it did count.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
"Oh, man, I didn't bring schnapps," Pam said, by way of greeting. "Wanna mix that with absinthe and see how weird it tastes?"

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
"Does that mean someone's got weed?" Pam asked. Hope sprung eternal, at least where Pam was concerned. "'Cause I have cash if anyone's got weed."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 03:55 am (UTC)
throughaphase: (looking down smiling)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
Oh, she knew that look, and gave him a little kiss. "Did I just break your brain?"

Re: Eat! Hypothetically!

Date: 2015-02-20 03:55 am (UTC)
sharp_as_knives: (the pleasure of eating)
From: [personal profile] sharp_as_knives
Even if this wasn't Hannibal's sort of party, he wasn't going to come show up and not bring food.

He brought a plate of homemade cinnamon chocolate truffles, another of liquor-filled sugar shells, and a third of goat-cheese stuffed roasted figs.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 03:56 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Mopey)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Jono was... just going to mime taking a drink using his empty glass, again.

And maybe he was going to sort of look-not-look at Hannibal, and beyond that, there had been Didi, who was technically older than... everyone. So.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
"That looks expensive," Pam said, giving an appreciative burp. "The shiny stuff? Is that for sharing?"

She was willing to trade pulls of absinthe for some of it.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
"They're acting like it's not," Pam said. "But like. Everyone's super hot, and we're drinking, so I'm gonna be way disappointed if an orgy doesn't break out."

She planned on stripping nude anyway. That ought to help things along.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 03:59 am (UTC)
sharp_as_knives: (Im worried about you)
From: [personal profile] sharp_as_knives
"So I see." Hannibal unslung his bag and pulled out the food he'd brought with him. "Well, I should put these on the table." He eyed the crowd. "Wish me luck." Whether that meant getting molested or not...

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 03:59 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Casual conversation)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Jono needed to sort of think on that one for a moment.

//... Two personifications of intangible concepts and counting.//

Death and Pride. Good job, Jono.

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