Tamsin's House of Sharp Things And Presently Not Enough Alcohol, Thursday Evening

[fjordicswagger]

For a couple of minutes, Tamsin had contemplated the idea of just opening up Town Hall for the party, but... what would be the point in that? People were fired up on hormones, people wanted to get laid, you needed a space small enough to get 'em close together. So to speak.

Also, this way she got free booze out of the deal, so-- win win.

She'd hung the black sheets back in front of the large store windows (partly to keep the light out, partly so it was slightly less obvious the house was technically a shop she was technically maybe squatting in). She'd tossed a ton of pillows and an old mattress on the floor, since she didn't actually have a sofa, per sé. The rooms upstairs were... well, okay, they were rooms.

And there was a table for incoming booze. With solo cups. Of course.

Perfect. Time for a party. If anyone had seen the posters...

[[ ocd incoming... up! adults only party is a go! eta: i should probably note browse responsibly, since there might be hints of nsfw in the comments at some point, i have no idea how this post will roll ]]

Comments

Re: I NEVER

[bitten_notshy]

"I'm only 133!" Jack volunteered indignantly. "And I skipped most of that, so anyhow..."

He drank.

Re: I NEVER

[doubleohblonde]

Bond drank, again, some more.

Re: I NEVER

[atreideslioness]

Ghanima just laughed, and didn't touch her drink.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"I just want you to know how much willpower it's taking for me to not make that dirty," Irene told her.

Pause.

"It's a lot."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[newroutines]

"Yeah?"

She was so cute when she was trying to be casual.

"So, sex?"

He liked wrecking that, sometimes.

Re: I NEVER

[atreideslioness]

Ghanima didn't drink, but did look rather sympathetic. That had to be rather vexing.

Re: I NEVER

[atreideslioness]

It was like no one here had ever met her bedroom partners... and then Ghanima realized how long it had been since her last on-island paramour had left, and drank heavily.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[throughaphase]

Kitty was just doing a little bit of blushing now. "I admire your restraint."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[newroutines]

"I have rainchecks to give out," Mike told her, nodding. "I may be retired, but I can make the occasional comeback when people ask nicely."

That wasn't even just for this week, either.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"Oh, but what an interesting class," Irene replied, eyes widening. "We don't have anything supernatural where I'm from, to the best of my knowledge. And it's getting tiresome to constantly be surprised by 'oh, you're a fairy-person' or whatever...thing I didn't think existed every time I turn around. Might be nice to actually know what to anticipate."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

"Well if I get shot down, you're going to have to listen to me cry into my True Blood." Not really, she had too much pride for that.

Re: I NEVER

[atreideslioness]

Shunsui had been more than old enough to be her parent, and so Ghanima would have a drink for him.

She rather thought he would have approved.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"You should see what I can do with a couple zip-ties and some handcuffs." This wouldn't happen if you weren't cute when you blushed, Kitty. All your own fault. And plus Irene was kind of on the drunk side. "Okay, I'm done now."

Re: I NEVER

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

Yaaaay, back to drinking!

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[bedbathabbiyond]

"Thanks," Abbi replied, twirling some of her hair around her finger. Conspiratorily, she said, "It's weird how high school this is, right? I half just want to go find a bedroom and, y'know..."

Her tone made it seem like Mike was free to take her seriously, but was also more than welcome to laugh it off.

Re: I NEVER

[bedbathabbiyond]

Abbi drank. It wasn't her sexiest memory of all time, but sometimes things happened at friends' relatives' weddings.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[filleauloup]

Oh, she' would definitely let him.

"Interesting choice," she said, sounding a touch distracted. "Well, you are the artist, monsieur. Whatever you choose to do, I leave it in your hands. Capable hands, I don't doubt."

Which she was looking at quite intently.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[bitten_notshy]

"Interesting," Jack said, not sounding put off at all. "I agree that, considering Emma, it wouldn't be a good idea, but I can't say I'm not flattered."

More than flattered, really, but he knew Allie well enough to know this would mean more than a one-night fling, and he wasn't sure he was up for that.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"I have a pretty good idea." And she was just going to sympathetically pat your arm, Mike. For sympathy and not because it was a masterpiece. "I've not gotten any since before I came here. And that is just sad. I'm really pretty."

And modest, too.

"But I promise I'll leave you the straight ones tonight, all right? I'm a hell of a wingwoman if you need one." She flashed him a bright smile. "Sort of comes with the whole sex-industry territory."

Re: I NEVER

[imafuturist]

"I've never..." Tony had to think about this. "Had sex with an extra-terrestrial or extra-dimensional being."

Re: I NEVER

[talentforlying]

John sighed and took a nice, loooooooong drink. "Just say no to magic, boys and girls."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[nookiepowered]

"Maybe it's like the Microsoft one but it offers useful advice?" Bo suggested. "It looks like you're trying to have multiple orgasms. Would you like me to move a) harder, b) softer, or c) a little to the left?"

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[newroutines]

Mike raised an eyebrow at her, looking amused. But also a little something else. "Only half? I just tried to designate this mattress a makeout zone, I think I'm past half."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

Vampires did not blush.

They did however get wide-eyed and makes a noise that sounded suspiciously like a squeak.

"Maybe? Yes? Dammit. I should have just listened to Kitty. Maybe then I wouldn't sound like an idiot."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[newroutines]

Mike raised his eyebrows. "Is that sex industry just in relation to running a fun toy store, or otherwise?"

Zero judgment, either way. Because of reasons.