Tamsin's House of Sharp Things And Presently Not Enough Alcohol, Thursday Evening

[fjordicswagger]

For a couple of minutes, Tamsin had contemplated the idea of just opening up Town Hall for the party, but... what would be the point in that? People were fired up on hormones, people wanted to get laid, you needed a space small enough to get 'em close together. So to speak.

Also, this way she got free booze out of the deal, so-- win win.

She'd hung the black sheets back in front of the large store windows (partly to keep the light out, partly so it was slightly less obvious the house was technically a shop she was technically maybe squatting in). She'd tossed a ton of pillows and an old mattress on the floor, since she didn't actually have a sofa, per sé. The rooms upstairs were... well, okay, they were rooms.

And there was a table for incoming booze. With solo cups. Of course.

Perfect. Time for a party. If anyone had seen the posters...

[[ ocd incoming... up! adults only party is a go! eta: i should probably note browse responsibly, since there might be hints of nsfw in the comments at some point, i have no idea how this post will roll ]]

Comments

Re: I NEVER

[throughaphase]

Kitty was starting to feel pretty tame, but she'd also only ever had one boss. So no drinking.

Re: I NEVER

[throughaphase]

And here Kitty had to drink, if a little shyly. Welcome to insight on Kitty's previous relationship.

Re: I NEVER

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"I've never tied someone up," Irene lied, going for the easiest one. "For sexy reasons, not...hostage reasons, or something."

And then drank.

Re: I NEVER

[bitten_notshy]

Despite some very interesting and inventive fantasies, Jack had never sealed the deal with Eric, and he decided Sebastien didn't count as a boss. He didn't drink.

Re: I NEVER

[bitten_notshy]

"Does it count if you did it on an airship before it was called the mile-high club?" Jack wondered aloud.

Ah, the complexities of being a time traveler.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

"Which is not such a bad thing considering my ability to flirt is about as good as my ability to withstand sunshine," Allie grumbled.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"The last person I slept with was Sherlock," Irene confided. "Before I came here. That is a pathetically long time for someone as hot as me."

Irene was also modest.

"Did you bring your arm candy?" SEE WHAT SHE DID THERE, KITTY? BECAUSE IT WAS CLINT. AND ARMS.

Re: I NEVER

[bitten_notshy]

Jack drank about half his glass at that, and looked happy to do it.

Re: I NEVER

[throughaphase]

And again no drinking for Kitty. Somewhere Chris Claremont was wondering how that happened.

Re: I NEVER

[talentforlying]

"Fucking time-travel," he said cheerfully, shaking his head. "Sure. A mile up is still a mile up, even if you're older than dinosaurs."

Constantine, behave.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[bedbathabbiyond]

Abbi sprawled on her stomach with a pillow underneath her, which meant that yes, her ass was pretty much in the air.

It was the best position to eat wings in without risking getting sauce on her dress, so that was what was going on.

Re: I NEVER

[talentforlying]

John just grinned and took two drinks. One for being on each end of that particular activity.

Re: I NEVER

[bitten_notshy]

Tony and Bond had covered Jack's question, so he drank.

Re: I NEVER

[talentforlying]

Constantine just sighed and looked sadly at his lonely, lonely glass that wanted to be drunk.

Re: I NEVER

[bedbathabbiyond]

Abbi drank, and thought fondly of the memories.

Re: I NEVER

[bitten_notshy]

"I've never slept with someone old enough to be my parent," Jack said -- and then drank, because that was half the fun.

(Technically, Sebastien was old enough to have been his great-grandfather 40 times over, but he figured not everyone was so lucky as to sleep with a vampire.)

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[throughaphase]

That did get a smirk out of her. "He's around here somewhere when he pings in. I'm not sure I would have come alone."

Ahem.

Re: I NEVER

[bitten_notshy]

Jack drank on that, but not much. It had never been his favorite thing on either end.

Re: I NEVER

[bitten_notshy]

Jack had never been married, so he didn't drink. That was easy.

Re: I NEVER

[doubleohblonde]

Bond didn't drink. He did look highly sympathetic.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[filleauloup]

"Even better, then!" It wasn't really a question of propriety for Éponine, though, and more of her having issues with having to ask school kids to teach her about anything. "I am curious, there are so many interesting shapes and colors, and I'd like to know what they do."

Some part of her was horrified at herself, but it was stuck back in 1832.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

"Yes, but just because it says 'sexy' on the tin does not a sexy costume make," Irene pointed out. "Though I am curious what a sexy paperclip would look like. Strategic metal placement?"

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[throughaphase]

"So go direct. Talk to someone and then just be like 'Do you want to get out of here?'" Kitty suggested. "You're hot and everyone's ridiculous this week, you should totally have no problem."

Re: I NEVER

[doubleohblonde]

Bond drank.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

[newroutines]

"Mike," he supllied with a smirk. "But attractive works too. You're cute."

He wanted that out there.