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I just came here to drink all your liquor.
This is the last time I do anything nice for you.
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"Darling, while I always appreciate an offer for sex, my answer is generally no, unless the fiancé can watch. Even so, I'm fairly certain we're not physically compatible, but good on you for pushing the envelope. Best of luck with that."
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Date: 2015-04-01 10:59 pm (UTC)"Darling, while I always appreciate an offer for sex, my answer is generally no, unless the fiancé can watch. Even so, I'm fairly certain we're not physically compatible, but good on you for pushing the envelope. Best of luck with that."