She softened a little, though she was still smiling. "I'll stop," she promised. "Partly because I've promised my after-party away already, and partly because as cute as you are, I'm not quite drunk enough to explore my bi-curious side, and lesbian cockteases are the meanest sort, probably."

Which, really, was the only reason she hadn't hooked up with him yet. Because seriously, Mike, look at you.

"But you are awfully fun to flirt with, Mike."