"I am, though it's not officially an orgy," Tamsin said. This was at least 50% because Bright Eyes had refused to write down the word orgy, mind you. "It's a makeout party. Though if anything gets started I'm not going to stop anybody."

Was she being leered at? Excellent. Then she was totally free to leer on back.

"Nice rack," she added.

Pam seemed like the kind of person who'd appreciate a compliment like that.