"Can't keep 'em on the shelves," Irene agreed. "Not to mention the other paraphernalia -- there's plenty of lonely hearts that need soothing this week, so to speak."

That was a really delicate way of saying you'd sold a lot of dildos, Irene, good job.

"But believe it or not," she added with a smirk, "I sort of fell into the sex shop thing, when I got here. I'm actually a dominatrix by trade."

In case that was of any interest to you at all, Tamsin. Aaaaaaany at all.