//Let's start with drunk,// Jono replied, even a little bit cheerful, himself, //and work on the 'laid' part from there.//

There was always Pam, yes! Pam with the stalker roommate who had a worrisome obsession for his fire. But if all he managed tonight was to get second-hand drunk and make an ass of himself playing 'I never,' he'd be okay with that, too.