"We all see her eventually, some of us more than once," John said. "Hell, I'm damn sure Mad Hettie's immortal, and she sees the cheerleader more than anyone. And that one, she makes her own rules. You'll see her again. She'll come for you, when you need her."

He took a long pull on his beer. "So stop moping. There's plenty of pretty people here, and she's not going to begrudge you a good flirt or two because you're living. Pam's giving away free blowjobs, and girl looks like she knows what she's doing."

You're so helpful, John. Best relationship advice ever.