"I have a pretty good idea." And she was just going to sympathetically pat your arm, Mike. For sympathy and not because it was a masterpiece. "I've not gotten any since before I came here. And that is just sad. I'm really pretty."

And modest, too.

"But I promise I'll leave you the straight ones tonight, all right? I'm a hell of a wingwoman if you need one." She flashed him a bright smile. "Sort of comes with the whole sex-industry territory."