Sparkle chuckled a little at that. The concern was actually kind of sweet, in a way that Sparkle never really expected people to be sweet. He appreciated it, though, leaning back and licking his lips a little.

"Enough to be flirty, not nearly enough to not know what the hell I'm doing," he promised. "I want to say 'if I was actually drunk, you'd know,' but I dance on tables for fun when I'm sober. So."