I just came here to drink all your liquor.

"Then you are most welcome, bazooka man," Tamsin said. "Make yourself at home. Take your coat off, maybe your shirt..."

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Bond got in remarkably little socialising these days, but he was here, along with several very expensive bottles.

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"Well, then," Irene said, reaching over to steal his hat because it was a crime that she hadn't tried yet. "I won't tattle, promise. Because really, if there's any week you should get a hall pass...."

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Well Tony couldn't be rude and not kiss her back. He was such a polite person after all.

"Definitely working," he decided.

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Mike flopped down on a mattress with a beer in his hand, and idly wondered if it was super tacky to declare himself a free makeout zone.

He gestured to the four edges of the mattress. "Yo, within these perimeters is a free makeout zone. Just FYI."

Yeah he wanted to make out with people. He'd worn stars-and-stripes thongs before, nothing was too tacky for him to bear.

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"Mhm, yes," Tamsin said, pulling back. "You'll do."

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"Okay!" Irene said, loudly. She also tapped a little bottle of edible body paint against her glass, since she didn't have a piece of silverware. Whatever, she was innovative. "Since this is harkening back to my uni days -- not a bad thing -- I'm dragging you all down the nostalgia rabbit hole with me, and we're going to play Never Have I Ever. The rules are simple: each person says something they have never done, and if you have done the thing, drink. If you haven't, no drinkie for you."

She flashed a smile, and added, "Bonus points for sexiness, as always."

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"And I will start," Irene continued, looking thoughtful. "Never have I ever...had a threesome."

Surprising as that may be.

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"All the sexually frustrated adults on the island -- and a couple of us who aren't -- are right here," Jack agreed. "It's like you sent out a beacon."

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"Oh, sweetheart, I'm a ten. You've not seen me in action," Irene assured her, and okay, Tamsin, you were getting kissed now.

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"That, I imagine, won't be difficult at all," Irene said and okay, Mike, she was maybe going to try to touch one of your arms. They were impressive. "I mean, bloody look at you."

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"Distracted is one way of putting it," she laughed. "Personally I've had more colorful variations of stupid island!"

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"...so, time traveler or immortal?" Irene asked, parsing that.

When did she start asking these questions? When?

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"I couldn't imagine teaching sex ed in a week like this," Jack said sympathetically. "Probably I'd toss a G-rated video at the little brats and then flee."

He rubbed his nose. "And I wonder why I only lasted a year teaching...."

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"While I come from a culture where orgies under the influence of various substances are a fact of life, I must say that this is a first in all my time at Fandom," Ghanima quipped as she arrived. "How nice that the adults aren't all repressing this time around."

Why yes, those were two bottles of Glenfiddich 21 Year Single Malt scotch whiskey under her arm. It was only polite to bring items of quality to your hostess.

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"I guess we'll see what happens," he told her, shaking his head at her hat stealing ways before taking a long sip of wine. "You never know."

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"Oh, fancy," Tamsin said.

Mind you, she was eyeing Bond up and down, not so much the booze.

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"I could draw that on my other arm," Jack offered, grinning. "This was more a test pattern."

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"What's the point in repressing when you're horny on an island full of other hot horny people?" Tamsin asked. It was an important question, okay? "I mean, last time around I had to go looking for someone to bang, I figure this is faster."

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"To be immortal would mean that one would first have to be alive," Jones maintained. "Though that definition would perhaps be appropriate. Would it be possible to sit in on one of your classes one day? I would like to see how your students deal with fashion coming from different eras and dimensions."

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"You won't get cold?" Hatter asked since he'd heard that request and couldn't help but be curious. "I'd be cold."

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"And you can't even drink to take the edge off," Jack said sympathetically. "Maybe you'll find somebody you like here?"

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"I am your fine, fine hostess," Tamsin agreed, reaching for the beer. She gave John a one-over. "And I guess you have earned your few," she added, "There's more booze inside. Some people really broke out the fancy stuff."

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Bond would've been more than okay with that even without the sex pollen.

With it, he was preening. "I don't believe I've had the pleasure yet," he said, because it was never to early to start with the innuendo.

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