I just came here to drink all your liquor.

"Ahhh, then I don't have to drink! Unless I want to." Kenzi nodded, then drank anyway. "Not even a Vegas marriage for you?"

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"And that can make you feel all skeezy," Kenzi agreed, nodding. "Even if you want to, 'cause, Hot Boss." She frowned, thinking about that, then brightened a little. "Unlessssss you totally decide you quit for the duration of whatever!"

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"Awww, man." Maybe Kenzi was going to sober up at some point after all.

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What did you saaaay to that when it was an ex-boss? And he's with an ex-teacher?

"Mazel tov!"

Yeah, that'll work.

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vdistinctive

Eliot laughed. "Yeah, I suppose you could do somethin' like that."

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"I was in a ... foursome?" Pam said, squinting. "With the Yakuza, a few times."

Not enough for an orgy. Still fun.

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"I have absinthe," Pam said, helpfully. "Wanna trade? Or we could pour 'em together and see what that tastes like. Might taste like shit."

This was not a deterrent, to Pam. You never knew until you tried it.

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"The Yakuza." Eliot nodded, impressed. "Nice."

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"Yeah, my roomie was like stalker-obsessed with you," she said. Note: Cheryl had not actually done anything about this alleged stalker-obsession, beyond mention Jono in lustful ways. That was restrained, for Cheryl. Pam was not really a reliable narrator, here. "She's way into fire. Dunno how the house is still standing."

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"Well, you bring it, I'll smear it," Pam offered cheerfully.

Yes, she was propositioning him. Why not?

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"Nah, that just eats up precious time, and who's got leftover time these days?"

Well, she did. Though less so than she used to. Stupid mayor job.

"Kinda set up with something else tonight, but we can make out and get a raincheck on the banging?"

Look, even outside of sex pollen, Tamsin had days. It was good to be setting up some booty call lines tonight now she had the chance.

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Tamsin snorted. "Yeah, tell me about it," she said. "I had to throw a party just to get laid again." Beat. "Next time I should just book it back to your place."

Subtle, thy name was never Tamsin.

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//Ah.//

Well, that was... creepy. And Jono was pretty certain he knew exactly who her roomie was, based on that.

//Well, that's... I'm very happy for your house?//

HOW DID YOU RESPOND TO THAT?

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"Man, it's a miracle we didn't get rum before this," Tamsin said, reaching for the bottles (and checking him out real quick while she was heading that way, even if she was out of checks to write tonight).

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"Is that wine?" Tamsin asked, squinting at it. Eesh. "Guess there's some fancy types who'd be into that."

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"No booze and you're old," Tamsin sighed, which was quite possibly the most hypocritical thing she could ever say, being that she was a centuries-old Valkyrie throwing a BYOB party. "Though I guess you could try that whole silver fox thing."

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"No you don't! This isn't fair at all!" Clint said. "Unless you're really going to talk to her."

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Tamsin took his hand and gave it a niiiice, firm shake. "You're welcome," she said, "Figured it was that or more people whining for another couple of days."

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furnaceface

//It's... all I had,// Jono replied with a shrug. //I used to keep plenty of lager on hand, but it's been long enough, I decided it's probably actually better not to trust it.//

A beat.

//I can leave and get something better, if you'd rather. I won't be drinking it.//

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"I'm really going to talk to her," Kitty said, very lightly scratching her nails against the back of his neck.

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so_hawkward

"Clearly, there haven't been enough pirates at the party. Or maybe there have been too many," Clint said, laughing for a moment before shaking his head. "Sorry, that might have only been funny to me."

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"Nah," Tamsin decided. "You're cute, in that telepath--"

She tilted her head, eyed Jono's wrappings thoughtfully, and said, "...no mouth telepath kinda way. How far down does that go?"

Tamsin. Please.

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"That's definitely up there on the scale of lame jokes," said she of the series that tried to sneak the word 'Fae' into every episode title. "But hey, the night is young, and maybe you just summoned pirates."

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