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For a couple of minutes, Tamsin had contemplated the idea of just opening up Town Hall for the party, but... what would be the point in that? People were fired up on hormones, people wanted to get laid, you needed a space small enough to get 'em close together. So to speak.

Also, this way she got free booze out of the deal, so-- win win.

She'd hung the black sheets back in front of the large store windows (partly to keep the light out, partly so it was slightly less obvious the house was technically a shop she was technically maybe squatting in). She'd tossed a ton of pillows and an old mattress on the floor, since she didn't actually have a sofa, per sé. The rooms upstairs were... well, okay, they were rooms.

And there was a table for incoming booze. With solo cups. Of course.

Perfect. Time for a party. If anyone had seen the posters...

[[ ocd incoming... up! adults only party is a go! eta: i should probably note browse responsibly, since there might be hints of nsfw in the comments at some point, i have no idea how this post will roll ]]

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
"Hey, the more people get drunk, the better the odds are of this being a real orgy," Pam said brightly. "More of the win-win category."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 05:16 am (UTC)
talentforlying: (Default)
From: [personal profile] talentforlying
Oh please. Sure, she had a more classic silhouette, but lowered expectations totally made up for a lot.

"British import, for those who like their drinks sturdier than your light American shit," he said, hefting up the case. "I figured I should bring something new and educational for you all."

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:17 am (UTC)
vdistinctive: (actual happy-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
Eliot was not even remotely ashamed to take a drink to that one. Admittedly, it helped that he was very, very drunk. And that Parker and Hardison weren't here to see it.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh," Pam said, nodding. "Right! You're that guy that has, like, a fire all over his face. Right? That was you?"

Or maybe he was just a snarky British guy talking in her head for no real reason. Six of one ...

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
"I'm broke and not all that classy," she said, in what was possibly the biggest understatement ever. "Isn't foie gras some kind of duck liver? I never tried that."

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 05:19 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Mopey)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//Ah... yes. That would be me.//

Good, good, he had a reputation, now, apparently?

In fairness, there weren't many other guys with fire where there faces went, here.

//... You've heard of me, then?//

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 05:20 am (UTC)
vdistinctive: (thinky-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
"You know, I've never actually been in a real orgy."

Eliot was at least halfway drunk already, yeah.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

Date: 2015-02-20 05:20 am (UTC)
throughaphase: (pleased)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
Kitty smiled broadly. "I need to do break you more often," she decided.

Re: Drink! In the Light!

Date: 2015-02-20 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
"Straight, taken, or not into big girls?" Pam asked, not seeming upset by the rejection. "S'cool. We could get drunk and play fuck-marry-kill for random hot people across the room."

Why not objectify people, if you were at a fake-orgy?

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"I aspire to that greatness!" Kenzi chugged, because no, has not happened (yet).

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com
Pam lifted her glass in a tribute. "You're living the dream," she said.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"Whyyyy not?"

Yeah, Kenzi used to steal that crap and watch it.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"You ever slept with an employee?" asked an employee. "I'm asking for a friend."

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"Oh God I had no idea I was going to get so drunk tonight." That kind of sounded like volunteering, in its own way. Chug!

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:25 am (UTC)
vdistinctive: (creepy-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
Eliot saluted her with his own in return. "Every chance I get."

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"I hate you." Kenzi was gonna be hating life tomorrow, why not start with other people tonight?

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"Does it count if you're only married in the future?" Kenzi wondered.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"Ummmmmmm..." Kenzi frowned, then decided not to drink. There was a fine line with some of those weekends, okay?

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:29 am (UTC)
vdistinctive: (office-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
"Never had any before," Eliot admitted. "I ain't touchin' that kitchen staff, though."

Not even towards the end of a week of sex pollen and after what was looking to be really incredible amounts of alcohol. Those guys were skeezy.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:29 am (UTC)
sharp_as_knives: (flirtatious)
From: [personal profile] sharp_as_knives
Hannibal raised an eyebrow. "Well, nobody here is going to get you in trouble." Well, not of the homophobic sort. "And you look interesting." And very much like a friend he had mixed feelings about, but details.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:33 am (UTC)
sharp_as_knives: (proud chef)
From: [personal profile] sharp_as_knives
"Goose, generally," Hannibal answered. "It's very rich and makes a lovely paste."

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
"That. Is smart." Kenzi nodded hard. Sooooo that would be a maybe on non-kitchen staff! Yay! ...look, she could think about it, allright?

"You had lotsa bosses?"

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:34 am (UTC)
doubleohblonde: (Bond is smugly relaxed)
From: [personal profile] doubleohblonde
Bond considered it. "Only if you were already with them before whichever weekend that happened in," he decided.

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
Kenzi happily drank. Thanks, Seifer! "... I think that guy counts, anyway."

Re: I NEVER

Date: 2015-02-20 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
Ahahahahahha. SO MUCH DRINKING.

"You should try that, s'fun," Kenzi slurred. "'Specially when the car is stolen."

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